I'd really rather you didn't, I'm not comfortable with you touching me at all. I find you to be really creepy ever since mom died and I think it might have brought out the closet homosexual in you.
I JUST LOVE MY SON OK! Since we lost your mother, you're all I have left.
I'm sorry dad, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
I think I know a way you can make it up to me, but it involves doing something you may not be comfortable with. I really think it would help me cope with your mothers death though.