Nobody is bidding on the suicide note. We're going to have to pay for the burial out of our own pockets.
I'd rather not.
We could donate his body to science. Maybe they could use his skeleton in classrooms or something?Do they even do that anymore?I remember we had one in my classroom one year and I stole the right arm.
Ok.
Maybe if we include the right arm and if I sign it then we can sell it on eBAY.
