Dude, I fucked your ex. I'm sorry, but that bitch said she needed the cock. She had a doctor's note.
Oh god.
Look, I just wanna make sure you won't kill me now that you're ruler of the world.
I'm not ruler of the world anymore. My dad checked my Myspace and read some stuff about me drinking booze and he took rulership of the world away from me.
You know, I haven't showered since I fucked her. If you suck my dick clean it would pretty much be the same as eating her out.
