Dear God......

Author: crabby

Date: March 22, 2006

by crabby
3-22-06
Why is snow yellow?
Cause that particular snow has piss in it. Piss was originally clear, but I got tired of eating piss flavoured snow. So I colorized it.
Why aren't puppies used a currency?
Why do I continue to let you people live! The original plan was to have only smart individuals live, but the population was small and sarcastic. Today's typical sitcom closely resembles that world.
What is the meaning of life?
moh!