Your sister is supposed to be coming back from South Africa just to spend Thanksgiving with us and yet we practically had to beg you. I'm expecting a call from your sister any minute.
She's in South Dakota dad, and following Phish around the country isn't humanitarian work, its being a god damned hippe.
What do you mean penis?
I mean I'd rather be here with one in me than by you.
You're sisters plane got cancelled cause of terrorists.
