Dad, my balls hurt. It feels like my cock isn't connected to my body and it just sits there numb and limp. I probably jerk it about 16 times a day.
Are you using any sort of lubricant?
I used to use lotion, but my cock became so smooth that I was no longer excited about stroking it. I enjoy the rough texture only my unique penis can offer.
Well now your unique penis is dead.
So grow the fuck up and start making sacrifices like an adult.
