This doesn't seem like I've travelled back to the time of Jesus Christ.
Who are you some sort of colored disciple?
I'm actually the director of HR for this corporartion. Is there something I could help you with?
Yes actually. Can you tell me what department Jesus Christ works in so I can punch him in the face.
Why don't you just step into my office and we can get freak nasty. You aren't the first time traveller to come through. The year is 1972 and I'm so coked out of my mind thhat I could go for sex.