Hey buddy, I just bought this school and I was gonna tear it down and build a new home for myself. Are you working here as a teacher, cause if you are you will be heavily compensated.
I'm the fucking janitor man.
Yeah, we don't have to give them anything, they aren't part of the union.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE MAN!
Sorry buddy, look, I won't buy the school ok. I should probably move somewhre nicer. I think I'll hit up Cuba. Property around there is really popular right now.
