You know big bro, before I came here to visit you in your new home in Seattle and saw how succesful you were, I just knew then that I had to overcome my crack addiction.
I'm glad that I was able to open your eyes, but lets not forget about all the work our lord Jesus Christ has done.
Without his guidance you might still be addicted to crack rocks.
If Jesus didn't want me to smoke crack, then why did he make it so delicious?
Well.....I've never thought of it that way before.