Look kid....I'm going to train to be a ninja and hunt YOU down and kill YOU. You're the dead one. I'm going to saw the handle bars off your bike into a sword and kill you with it.
This guy really wants to ruin my life.
Many ninja training sessions later...
I'm not sure if this is the kid. I remember him having black hair, but I googled his name and found out he worked at this rock quarry and now I must kill him.
I hope this isn't the old man who bought my bike to ruin my life and then vowed to train to become a ninja to kill me.
Excuse me young man, but did I ever tell you that I was going to train to be a ninja in order to kill you one day?