Excuse me sir, but you match the profile of a man wanted for raping an elderly store clerk last week.
It's ok. I drank a Powerade--
No, seriously, you're in alot of trouble. We're talking about a sick and perverted rape. All of which we have on videotape. There's no way out of this one mister.
I looked under the cap of the powerade I purchased and I won a free Powerade sponosored rape. To be used at anytime within a calendar year.
