Mah Dad died young man. Please don't toy wit me emotions.
I traded my soul to Lucifer to be resurrected to be with you again, but in an odd twist, Lucifer turned me into a child in the hopes that I would never truly be able to reunite with you.
Nah, dat don't sound like mah dad, he was a drunk.
My death and time spent in hell was such a life changing experience that I just had to make the deal Lucifer, it wasn't until I rotted in eternal damnation that I realized how much I love you.