Ms. Prick, I was approached by a creepy balding fat man last week while working at a rock quarry and I got into his van despite always being taught that I shouldn't.
Well, I'm glad you weren't murdered.
I'm going to need some time off because I'm pregnant, could I get all my homework for the next 9 months.
I'm pretty sure you can still attend class right up until 3 weeks before the due date. That's standard school policy.
