Hey there Bill. Your shoulders look great in that jacket. Are you wearing shoulder pads?
You know, I've always fancied you as some sort of pussy, but for you to have the nerve to question me about that really shows that you've got balls.
To answer your question... No I am not wearing shoulder pads. I just have very wide shoulders. Shoulder pads are usually found in lady jackets. Do you think I'm a lady?
Not at all. You have great shoulders though. So wide. I bet you could carry at least four 1950's beauty queens on those shoulders of yours.
