I remember the first time I ever heard of Sufjan Stevens. It was Thanksgiving 2005. My girlfriend at the time had just left me, leaving me feeling completely worthless and dead inside.
I remember sitting stoned in my friends apartment and listening to the song 'Abraham' off of the album Seven Swans. I had put the song randomly onto one of my weekly mixtapes.
Dude, you're a pretentious fuck and I really have no idea why I even bother hanging out with you.
I found you that Ray-J/Kim Cardashian sex tape you've been looking for all week.
I'm sorry I said that earlier. You know you're like a brother to me. I didn't mean all that other stuff.
