I've decided to take a leap of faith and take up Disney pin collecting.
I'm planning a trip to Walt Disney World and plan on getting an official WDW lanyard for my pins. If that doesn't make you wanna beat off, then just imagine me pinning on an official Snow White pin.
If you need more help climaxing, then imagine me being awarded a "Continuing The Pin Trading Tradition" pin for demonstrating positive Disney Pin Trading etiquette and promoting Disney Pin Trading.