Margie, I'm your best friend and I want to be completely honet with you. Last week while you were vacationing to visit your sick grandpa, I accidentally saw your boy friend Petey's penis.
I have to be honest here Sandy, that makes me a little bit uncomfortable. Petey has a bit of a cheating past that I've never told you about and I've always thought you were sort of a whore.
It was an honest mistake, we were playing cowboys and cowgirls and a snake accidentally bit him right on his flaccid penis which cause an allergic reaction that gave him an erection.
Yeah... This scenario isn't working for me. It sounds like you guys put yourself in a situation you never should have been in.
After the snake bit him all I could do was think of you, so I dropped to my knees and sucked the venom out.
It sounds to me like you just sucked Petey's dick, but I appreciate that at least one of you thought of me while all this was happening.
