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| Margie, I'm your best friend and I want to be completely honet with you. Last week while you were vacationing to visit your sick grandpa, I accidentally saw your boy friend Petey's penis. | |
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| I have to be honest here Sandy, that makes me a little bit uncomfortable. Petey has a bit of a cheating past that I've never told you about and I've always thought you were sort of a whore. | |
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| It was an honest mistake, we were playing cowboys and cowgirls and a snake accidentally bit him right on his flaccid penis which cause an allergic reaction that gave him an erection. | |
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| Yeah... This scenario isn't working for me. It sounds like you guys put yourself in a situation you never should have been in. | |
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| After the snake bit him all I could do was think of you, so I dropped to my knees and sucked the venom out. | |
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| It sounds to me like you just sucked Petey's dick, but I appreciate that at least one of you thought of me while all this was happening. | |
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