Excuse me, I'm the principal of this school and I demand that you tell me what the Cloverfield monster looked like. I refuse to go see it in the theaters because my wife gets randy in the dark.
There was no monster. It was just 2 hours of people overreacting to a horrible drunk driver.
Really? Thats funky. I enjoy the premise.
So really, when you think about it, the monster is all of us.
Well, at least everyone who has the poor judgement to drive drunk. I would never make such an irresponsible choice.
No, but you made me touch your penis for an awkward amount of time. So that makes you the biggest monster of all. A child molester. I hope you're happy that I'll never be a normal well adjusted adult.
My favorite part: "an awkward amount of time." So there's an amount of principal penis touching time that's not awkward?
posted Jan 27th, 2008 ( permalink )
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