Sorry I juumped the gun like that. I probably should have eased my way into trying to borrow money.
It's ok. You've always been a piece of shit. What do you need the money for?
CRAZY STORY! So, I stole this kid from the park cause I was all tripping balls. You know how I get. Well, on the way back to my apartment to eat it. I got a flat tire.
You stole a child and took it home to eat it?
No, I got a flat tire. That's what I need the money for.
I could have sworn he said he was gonna eat a child he abducted.
