My dad was a huge salsa star you know. He has stories about all the salsa greats. He played Madison Square Garden once! I'm thinking about trying to write a movie about his life.
If you wrote a movie about your dad's life it would just be an hour and a half of him trying to figure out who people are cause he's so fucking old.
Well, it would be about young him, when he was a big salsa star!
Remember that time you called me on the phone cause your dad was trying to fist fight you? You were 15 or 16 and your dad was 90 or so?
Yeah, that was fucking nuts. I couldn't stop laughing!
