Sam... I have some bad news to tell you. I just got back from my mother's house and she says she's been having an affair with your boyfriend Juarez for the last 3 weeks.
My Juarez? Are you sure.. I'm pretty sure he had C-Section scars listed as a turn off on his match.com profile when we met. Why would he be interested in your mother?
My mother has cancer... She's planning to leave all her money to Juarez when she dies.
That's my Juarez. Always trying to make a quick buck.
I wonder if he plans to get me an engagement ring with the money he gets from Leslie's dead mother.
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