Honey, you've been mad all night. Why don't you just talk to me?
Ok... Well remember when you were reaching into the bag of mozzarella cheese to spread extra cheese on your pizza. That was fucking gross.
You're mad because I put my hands in the bag of cheese? So what? You put your hands in there as well. I even washed my hands before I put them inside.
Wetting your hands is not washing them. You just wet your hands and then you used that dirty towel that you used to sop up all that water from when the toilet over flowed last week.
I should probably get that old towel out of the bathroom.
You have horrible hygeine and it does not turn me on.
