Honey... I've been thinking and you just don't satisfy me in bed.
You knew when you married me that I was a snowman. I was always very up front about not being able to sexually satisfy you in the bedroom.
I want a divorce.
I want the kids.
I'll be damned if you think you're leaving the house with my precious Mr. Noah Wilder. I trained that dog since he was a pup. I breast fed him for 6 months.
