Haha, but seriously... What are your plans? Cynthia and I are throwing a BBQ and I'd love to introduce you to Cyn's co-worker Judith. She's 70, but the bitch has a velvet vagina.
You just rocked my world.
I KNOW!
Bro... You're gross. Tell that 70 year old bitch to go fuck herself and tell Cynthia to stop going by Cyn because everyone is making fun of her behind her back.
