Let me give you inside poop... I met Roger, his name is Roger by the way, yuck. I met him online. He asked me to be a friend on Facebook. He said I popped up in his people he might know.
How was his profile?
Strategically non descriptive.
SEXY!
Yes, well every year I meet new man on internets and decide to spend Easter fucking them. I'm an Atheist and my parents disowned me due to my beliefs, so I spend this holiday fucking strangers.