I don't wanna sound like a homo or anything, but those first two Bone Thug albums and half of that Art of War album, it's all pretty dope.
I was just telling my wife about how much I appreciate Eazy-E's influence in the early works of Bone Thug.
Your wife? I thought you were gay.
I'm not gay, I just like blowing dudes and my wife likes to dress up in pleather suits of iron and beat other women with her enormously large nipples.
My personal ad said I was looking for gay and single.
I don't know what personal ad you're talking about. This is an audition to fuck me in the ass while my wife and her friends video tape it and taunt me during their lesbian sex parties.
