The last time I saw my grandfather he told me that he was actually part Sioux indian. Ever since then I've wondered about my heritage. Unfortunetly he died several years ago and I fear I'll never know
But then I met a marvelous man. A man who said he could trace my blood line all; the way back to the dinosaurs. I sent him several viles of blood and several thousand of dollars.
But then one day I received the greatest news of my life... I'M A T-REX!
