Son, I brought you to this museum to tell you that I found that blunt you had hidden in your bedroom.
DAD! I don't appreciate you going through my things! The only reason I smoke dope is so I can be more like you!
You little shit... More like me? That blunt was coated with codeine. The only thing I ever coat my blunts with is honey. I don't approve of any codeine activity.
I'm sorry, dad.
I love you son. I truly cherish our relationship.
I love you, dad! Thank you for introducing me to the love of my life... Ms. Mary Jane.
