Hey babe, remember this morning when I told you to seperate all your shit into two piles? One for shit you wanted and the other for the shit you don't want?
Yeah, I remember that dumb shit you were saying this morning.
Well, there is only one pile, asshole! I guess you don't want none of your shit.
Nah baby, I put it all in one pile so you could clean it up yourself. I'm working 6-7 hours over at Wholefoods to afford to live in your mom's basement. Get off my fucking back.
