This girl asked if I was hung under my speedo and I was all like, "HELL YEAH!" So she was like, "Let me see it!" And I was like, "NAH!" You know, cause I got no dick. So what did you want to tell me?
Billy, I know I'm only your foster mother, but this pains me tell you. I'm currently suffering from...
Cancer.
Cancer? Damn, I'm a Virgo! Can we talk about ordering me a strap on to wear for the ladies? I'm trying to tap some of the girls in my Auto Shop.
