Billy, I've got a valuable lesson to teach you and this is the only way I can think of to teach it. My favorite ice cream is butter pecan and your mother's favorite ice cream is Rocky Road.
Now Billy, what kind of ice cream is currently in our fridge?
2 cases of neopolitan.
That's right, your mother buys 2 cases of neopolitan everytime she goes shopping instead of buying one each of our favorites, you know why she does this? Because your mother is a fucking moron.
