Doc, I'm going to be straight with you here... I'm an illegal alien. From outer space. I'm not mexican, but my fake ID lists me as Hector Ramero.
Well Hector, I'm afraid I'm going to have to alert the authorities as tell them that there is an alien from outer space and not Mexico here and that his fake ID lists his name as HEctor Ramero.
Maybe I was a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle too honest with that doctor.
I assume I'm going to have to kill you and flee now.
Not to worry, they said as long as you aren't Mexican and speak English and believe in a Christian god then they don't care and I should treat you like I would anyone else. So here is your bill.
