Honey, can I talk to you for a minute about that new rug you bought for the den?
Sure. I think it's a great rug.
It's South Western... I thought we agreed on an Arizona boycott. Just get it out of my fucking house. We inherited this place from my MEXICAN grandfather and I'll be damned if that rug stays.
It may be South Western, but it's New Mexican by design and creation. You should just calm down and not think everything is race based. It's hard enough living in the world today as a blue man.
IT'S AN UGLY FUCKING RUG AND I WANT IT OIUT OF MY HOME!!!
THIS PLACE IS A DUMP! THAT RUG IS THE BEST DAMN THING IN THE WHOLE FUCKING HOME! EAT MY SHIT!
