That widow couldn't handle my 15 inch beef log. It went right through her back killing her instantly! Your gonna have to find a celebrity to fuck they always have ass loads of money to throw around.
I've never had sex and I'm also a virgin. I'll do it because your making me and I have too.
Lisa Kudrow and I'm ready and willing to allow and let you to ass fuck me by shoving your cock in my ass. Then you can take it out and I'll rub and smother pickle brine all over it and lick it clean.
Call me Phoebe!
So you went and screwed the bitch from friends. Give me the details before I make them up myself and jack off while I think about them!
She left this note crammed and shoved up my ass! It says that she buried and hid money for me in the desert.
