The love bug stings one person every year and then dies. The lucky one that is stung will love whatever I choose for the rest of their lives.
The Demon Lover is from a world not unlike your own. However, I am unfamiliar with this foolish love you speak of. I unleash my cat on one unsuspecting citizen every year and they fall in love.
Santa you have to return to Bensenville. The mayor has cancelled Christmas and replaced it with a bizarre new holiday called love day.
I will slay him with my own to hands. My magic will overwhelm him from the inside out. His right wing politics are no match for my skills!
But Santa.................
I will return to Bensenville in exactly three days. When I return I shall slay the mayor!
