My mom died a little over 6 months ago. It still feels weird

Author: crabby

Date: January 12, 2015

by crabby
1-12-15
Son, I was a bad little boy just like you when I was your age. They tried every punishment in the world, but I wouldn't stop being bad.
Then one day your grandmother said she would have sexual relations with me if I raised all of my grades up to a B average and stopped getting into trouble.
So son, as of today, you have until your next report card to get your grades up or else I'm going to fuck you. No exceptions.
Report cards come out tomorrow...