Mr. President, it's an honor to be meeting with you at this gorge to discuss my full presidential pardon involving any rapes I did, may do, or wish to do in the future.
I'm not the President, I'm former Govenor of Texas, Rick Perry.
Mr. Rick Perry, it's an honor to be meeting with you at this gorge to discuss my full Rick Perry pardon involving any rapes I did, may do, or wish to do in the future.
We're meeting here because you raped my wife and I'm going to kill you. Any last words?
Mr. Jesus, it's an honor to be meeting with you at this gorge to discuss my full Jesus pardon involving any rapes I did, may do, or wish to do in the future.
I'm never going to have this chance again so I would jsut like to confess one thing. I always respected you for the show Cosby. It's impossible to follow up the Cosby Show, but you did it with grace.
