Hey Dave, funny seeing you down in the basement where you put me to handle my tasks.
HAHAHAHA...
This is day 80 of my 90 day evaluation period. I just want you to know that I will have to formally reject full employment. I have found another position and would like to consider this my two weeks.
I appreicate your transparency in this issue. Would you mind coming to my office to discuss a few matters. I highly value your opinion on the workplace and would love to get your thoughts.
So tell me the truth, are you quitting because you think I'm ugly?
