First of all I'd like to thank you for meeting me in the parking lot this afternoon. You understand that the position we have to fill is that of a janiator.
Yup. I'm a janitor.
Great, that's just what we're looking for. Do you have any formal training or schooling. How do you keep up with the latest advancements in janitorial work?
Well, I'm a janitor.
I'd like to say, I appreciate your candor. I have three more people to interview, but right now, you're my front runner. I'm not supposed to say that. I'm really not. Expect an offer sheet today.