Where would you like to go for your birthday lunch? You want eggplant parmigna? Eggplant parmigna sandwich? Chicken Vesuvio? What can I get for you.
I was thinking we could pick up a turkey and go cook it like a couple of men making a Thanksgiving dinner in August. Tom the birthday turkey. We can make him together and then we can eat him together
That's really what you want to do, huh? You want to spend your 8th birthday making a Thanksgiving dinner with your old man?
More than anything in this world.
Go put your nice pants on. We're going grocery shopping.