How's the new floor in your kitchen? Didn't you just get it worked on?
Oh, it's awful! We got it done Stable Style. That means it's just dirt and horse shit. We have fresh shit shoveled in hourly from a local horse farm. Lovely neighborhood boy takes care of it for us.
The neighborhood boy takes care of your fresh manure for you?
He shovels in new shit every hour and sweeps out the old shit. Then he hauls it off of our property because we don't need shit all over the home.
So you just want shit all over your kitchen floor?
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