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first date: she wore a purple metallic minidress with black thihis. they bought each other kamikazes all night and then screwed in the front seat of her jeep. 10 years later:
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| dude. i'll give you a free blowjob if you feed the cats so i don't have to get up from the couch and miss a moment of "American Idol". | |
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| hmmm....no 'xpectations?.....hmmm....no way. You feed 'em. | |
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| ok....free blowjob AND i'll make you a sandwich for your lunch tomorrow. | |
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| hmmm...minimal effort for free pleasure, plus food i won't have to hunt or gather for.....hmmmm..... | |
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| we've come a llooong way, baby. | |
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