So, uh, I just came in to apply for this cashier job I saw an ad for in the paper today. I'm an extremely capable and vibrant young individual who is willing to bend over backwards for your business.
So can I please, PLEASE have this job?
Well, perhaps. I have to ask you a few questions first. Are you a scantily clad teenage girl who will bring patrons to my business in the form of dirty old men?
