All comics by dalamir

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by dalamir
1-08-01
oh me oh my
hey there hot stuff!
look at me when im talking to you foo!
i hail from the south! can ya dig it pardner
is he hitting on me?

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
i believe in nothing but LFO
please son go get help im being martyr'd!
BELI'DAT
do not succumb to false idols, there is but one true lord
want some candy!!!
i enjoy candy.

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
in the year 2101 AD war was happening....
for great justice!
just ignore me im french
little did anyone know a DANGEROUS and slightly INTENSE wind was blowing
thats not the only thing thats blowing
they suspect nothing
whats to suspect, comrade!

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
it still plagues me, mitsy, why are people so mean to eachother?
don't ask me, im just a figment of your LSD soaked imagination
i think that someday we will all see the ultimate truth, a modern enlightenment sorta thing
well maybe if you'd get a job..
score, found one thats already pre-drugged

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
Benn reviews his options
to toss or not to toss
hows it hanging buddy!
you didnt just go there
god didnt raise no foo!
hows about we head back to my house for a chi latte
hows about you fickity fuck off

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
mess with romans and someones gonna get burned
i hope you enjoy the prospect of giving satan lapdances in HELLLLLL
but i dunt wanna goto hell.
but i dunt wanna be nailed to a cross.
you sure are a sarcastic asshole, Jesus
id like to shout out some hails from jesus on the crizzoss

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
so then i said "if thats what you want yer gonna have to take it by force" hahahhaa
get outta town!
hehe yeah it was pretty funny
no seriously get the fuck outta town.
have you been snorting lysol again?
why you gotta play me like this

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
this comic will be in no way offensive to any religeon / minority groups
hello
hi

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
sup bizatch
hello, i hail from the land of the blowing dustballs
so thats like San Francisco right?
nay, i have been sent back in time. i am Billy the Skid
you know some people may call it immorale to ride what you ride homey
the jig is up!!

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
it appears being offensive just isnt funny anymore ol boy
the whole jesus is the object of hilarity thing has been overdone !
what about picking on minorities?
also completely unfunny
am i ever gonna get laid?
suck a dick whiteboy

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
Koko Julius was sleeping peacefully dreaming his normal dreams
joints dude
smokin em
being uncircumcised is nothing to be ashamed of
i dont even believe in Catholicism
Reality rears its ugly head
where the fuck am i?
love you longtime!!!! circumcision a must!!

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
using the power of observation, Dalamir determines what it takes to for comics to be WIDELY accepted.. Step One: NO SWEARING
hail
i come from the land of wind and ghosts
Step Two: NO JESUS!!!!
oh raspberries my RRSP just isnt carrying its weight.
i am a robot whos difficulty is set on FUNK!
Step Three: NO BEING OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY.
oh fuck it
and fuck you Jesus!

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
DJ BLANKO STORMS ONTO THE SCENE
im whiter then white you better back off cuz daddys prepared to FIGHT
lil wigger in the hizzous!
noah is jewish.
succumb to the power of JOINTS!!!
all whos bases belong to who!?
gonna pop a cap in yo candy white ass
his style is unorthadox

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
there be butter in them there hills
gotta swing!
whos better then fatboy??? nooobody!
in case anyone was gonna rate this positive...
awww jesus aint nothing but a g thang wigga
dont look at me.. im hideous!!!

 

by dalamir
1-08-01
hey lets start a flame war
but who to pick
someone hates clowns...
do we
turn you on?
LETS RIP PEOPLE OFF NOW!!!
yarr that be a fine piece of tail
TAKE ME IM YOURS

 

by dalamir
1-09-01
Somewhere in Scotland...
well hello there hot stuff!
Somewhere in the future...
sup commie, attemtped procration with farmland animals makes jesus cry.
you betta check yoself before you make me wreck yoself!
Somewhere in the past...
oh for the last fucking time i dont care!
well hello there sweet thang

 

by dalamir
1-09-01
Ultra-conservative dogs take to the skys on balls of political thought
Dubya sure is an asshole.
well, Sprokets, i believe in his platform on abortion. its downright wrong to kill a fetus before it has a chance to live.
Coathanger stocks skyrocketed in early trading today..
im pregnant.
!
To be continued...whether you like it or not.
and some fool was trying to tell me earlier theres more to life then the NASDAQ
what i was trying to say was abortions are wrong unless it involves me.

 

by dalamir
1-09-01
hey all you need to do to get into the top 10 is be brutally racist.
but one might argue racism is the lowest form of ignorance..
there is one race.
the human race.
suck me beautiful
on it.

 

by dalamir
1-09-01
White trash has a name...PORNO BUNNY
hello, im a god fearin, woman beatin, piece of human trash.
most likely latently homosexual also...
you make me sick...
As a young hillbilly, my daddy didnt touch me enough.. or too much, i have long forgotten
you cannot felch the unfelchable
i hope you find your own private hell.. brotha
love me..please
no.

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