embrace space. by danielscottferguson1-20-01 daniel scott ferguson does not enjoy bad news. my calls usually bring bad news. ring, ring. the written word has been known to be a messenger of hard times. letters are usually a source of bad news as well. maybe you should go to space and escape this bad news, human! living in space is an excellent idea. who the hell was that robot and how did he know what i was thinking? looks like i need to buld a house.
being a robot isnt all that bad. by danielscottferguson1-20-01 daniel scott ferguson contemplates his existence as a robot. i wish i werent a robot and didnt act so strange! how dare you function in such a manner, unit #dsf-3573! but dont you get tired toiling in this factory, only to serve humans? it could be worse, my friend! ...at least we arent in robot hell, where they feed us to giant stink bugs! grrr. help me!