Dead puppies aren't much fun...

Author: darkmessiah

Date: October 21, 2004

by darkmessiah
10-21-04
After weeks of investigation, P.I Gareth Jade had finaly tracked down the guy who had killed his dog.
You rat bitch, you killed my dog, now, after I get you out of that stupid robe, you're dead!
Look, I had to do it, it's my job. It was old and it had cancer. Would you rather I let it keep being in pain?
I guess you're right. It did have a tumor the size of an echidna on it's head.
I can help you get a new dog, one that will be around for years and years. I knew which dogs willlive a while, I have a list of death dates. Now take my hand and come witht me, and we'll go get a dog.
HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE DEATH! Don't touch me!
HA! Gets 'em every time.