darkmessiah

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Hi, I'm Will. This is my spoof into people talking to the powers that be in everyday life, and how it isn't always good to talk to gods.

Non believer skum

by darkmessiah
10-22-04

Gareth tried to tell some of his friends about his near-death experience.


	Well, I met the reaper. From what I could tell, he was a nice guy.


	Dude, you're nuts, those things don't exist.


	I wish the reaper was real... If he was, I'd kick him right in the nuts.


	Oh my god, I wish this guy would turn around.


	Fuck... he's standing right behind me, isn't he?