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  darkmessiah  

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Hi, I'm Will. This is my spoof into people talking to the powers that be in everyday life, and how it isn't always good to talk to gods.
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by darkmessiah
10-22-04
Hey baby, you ready for our date, I made sure that I had cash, that way we can go see a movie, then a high class dinner at Sizzler.
Um, no. You simply won't do at all. You're like... you're an ugly dweeb
A couple days later...
Hey, after the game, whadaya say you and me go back to my mom's place and, you know, do the horizontal mambo
Why? Why does the cosmos fuck with me this badly?
Holy shit! No line! Oh, don't be afraid, but I'm the goddess of beautiful things. I'll grab my stuff... wanna come in?
Goddess 'eh? Meh, sure, go get dressed. I'll wait on your couch.
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