Goddess blind dates

Author: darkmessiah

Date: October 22, 2004

by darkmessiah
10-22-04
Hey baby, you ready for our date, I made sure that I had cash, that way we can go see a movie, then a high class dinner at Sizzler.
Um, no. You simply won't do at all. You're like... you're an ugly dweeb
A couple days later...
Hey, after the game, whadaya say you and me go back to my mom's place and, you know, do the horizontal mambo
Why? Why does the cosmos fuck with me this badly?
Holy shit! No line! Oh, don't be afraid, but I'm the goddess of beautiful things. I'll grab my stuff... wanna come in?
Goddess 'eh? Meh, sure, go get dressed. I'll wait on your couch.