darwin_farkus

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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old. Personal: darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move. He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)

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Stereotypes Of Western Civilization (EPISODE 5)

by darwin_farkus
8-31-04

A sad evening at the morgue...


	Alright Father, bring in the mother.


	Yes, Officer.


	Hello ma'am... oh, this is the hardest part of my job.... I'm afraid we're going to require your assistance in identifying your daughter's remains.


	Sounds like you already know it's her. I mean, you called ME, right? It's not like you have a line of parents outside who have daughters that were burned alive today, do you?


	I'll just... leave you two alone.


	Oh wow, you know you guys could have put her teeth closer to the bottom of the pile.

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