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Enter the twisted pre-rendered world of Christian Diapers and Co. in "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Since its inception, the series has garnered the distinct notoriety of being one of the few comics not written by a twelve-year old. Personal: darwin is employed as a secret-stealth ninja, and is perhaps most famous for his patented "double-reverse-left-crossover to the face" move. He is NOT a racist, and the content of S.o.W.C., Inc. is not meant to imply otherwise. (He does, however, eat children for breakfast.)

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S.o.W.C.,Inc. "darwin replies to an e-mail"

by darwin_farkus
9-04-04

*"Dear Mr. Farkus, If all you can do is bash other members and swear, you will be banned from Fat and Stupid Internet Nerds.net. Consider this your only warning!"*


	Dear Site Admin., The underlying principle of Feng Shui is to live in harmony with your environment so that the energy, or chi, surrounding you works FOR you rather than AGAINST you.


	It affects every aspect of your life, and the way it is applied can either be beneficial or detrimental to the way you live.


	Knowing this, if I smashed your fucking skull in with a hammer and rang your tiny little brain like a blood-soaked bell, would an angel still get its wings? Yours, darwin.


	You have GOT to get a girlfriend, sir...

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